Lady 1: Inka Operation Karwana Hai, Max Hospital Kaisa Hai? Lady 2: Bilkul Bekar Hai, Uski Canteen Mein To Chhole Bhathure Bhi Nahi Milte!
Tau: Mera Chora Padhai Mein Kaisa Seh? Teacher: Chaudhary Yun Samaj Le Aaryabhatt Ne Zero Ki Khoj Iske Khatir Hi Kari Thi
Pati Apni Patni Ki God Mein Leta Hua Tha! Patni Ne Bade Pyaar Se Apne Pati Se Pucha, "Kaisa Lag Raha Hai?" Pati: Aisa Lag Raha Hai Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Sheshnag Ki God Mein Lete Hon!
Teacher: Ye kiska Signature hai “@@@@@@@” Student: Meri mummy ka. Teacher: Aisa kaisa naam hai? Student: Ji, wo unka naam hai “JALEBI BAI”
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par, din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein, rahunga tere saath saath main.