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Aapki Ek Chij Hamen Bahut Pasand Hai Ki Aap Har Kaam Dil Laga Kar Karte Ho Kyonki.... . . . . . . . Dimag To Aapke Pas Hai Hi Nahin
Tumhari Ek Chij Sab Ko Bahut Pasand Hai Ki Tum Har Kaam Dil Laga Kar Karte Ho Kyonki.... . . . . . . . Dimag To Tumhare Paas Hai Hi Nahin
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Ek Pathan Ne Kapade Ki Dukaan Kholi! Usi Men Property Ka Kaam Bhi Shuru Kar Diya!Aur Fir Dukan Ke Samne Hi Tandur Bhi Laga Liya! Ek Jaankar Ne Pucha "Dukaan Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hai?" Roti Kapda Aur Makan!