Santa Ke Ghar Men Chor A Gaya Jaise Hi Santa Ne Chor Ko Dekha To Chor Bhagane Laga Santa Bhi Pichhe Pichhe Bhaga Aur Chor Se Aage Nikal Gaya Santa Ne Kaha "Ek To Chori Upar Se Mere Sath Daud"
Jito (Gusse Men): Main Puchti Hu Ki Aisa Chor Naukar Kyon Rakha? Santa: Kyon Kya Hua? Jito: Hona Kya Tha Aap Parson Hotal Se Jo Chandi Ki Plet Chura Ke Laye The Vo Isne Gayab Kar Di
Santa Banta Se: Tum Is Offis Men Kab Se Kaam Kar Rahe Ho? Banta: Jab Se Bos Ne Mujhe Naukari Se Nikalne Ki Dhamki Di Hai
Agar Wife Apni Saree Ka Pallu Apni Kamar Mein Thus Le Toh Samjh Jao Ki... . . . . . . Ya Toh Woh Ghar Ka Kaam Niptayegi Ya Aapko!
Patni: Apne Kaam Wali Ke Saath Koi Lafda Kiya Kya? Pati: Kyon, Kya Hua? Patni: Kal Tak Mujhe Memsaab Bulati Thi, Aaj Didi Bula Rahi Hai!