Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class. Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Jeeto: Yesterday, there were two chocolate cakes in the box and now there's only one. Why? Pappu: It was so dark in the room that I didn't see the other one!
Santa: Good evening! Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week. Banta: I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine. Were you wanting it? Santa: Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it!
Jeeto: Before we were married, you said mother could stay with us whenever she pleased. Santa: Yes, but she hasn't pleased yet!