Santa: Good evening! Thought I'd drop in and see you about the umbrella you borrowed from me last week.
Banta: I'm sorry, but I lent it to a friend of mine. Were you wanting it?
Santa: Well, not for myself, but the fellow I borrowed it from says the owner wants it!
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