Banta: What is the difference between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'? Santa: Fauji - Surgical Babu - Sir Ji, Kal!
Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol. Banta: Why? Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing? Santa: Ireland. Banta: How? Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!
Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married. Banta: Who is the lucky man? Santa: I am. She rejected me.
Banta: Farah Khan Tweeted that the term "shirin-farhad" uncannily resembles the couple...SHIRISH-FARAH! Santa: Didn't she notice "the gender change"?
Santa: Give me an idea to blow off my money as money gives a lot of tension. Banta: Make a movie with Vivek Oberoi. Santa: I asked for an idea to become poor & not a beggar.