Santa: Give me an idea to blow off my money as money gives a lot

Santa: Give me an idea to blow off my money as money gives a lot of tension.
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Santa: Give me an idea to blow off my money as money gives a lot

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

जो तू कहता है ऐ ग़ाफ़िल ये मेरा है ये तेरा है

kahin baiThne de dil ab mujhe jo hawas Tak main baja karun

कहीं बैठने दे दिल अब मुझे जो हवास टक मैं बजा करूँ

kahte hain jis ko nazir suniye Tuk is ka bayan

कहते हैं जिस को 'नज़ीर' सुनिए टुक इस का बयाँ

Santa: Give me an idea to blow off my money as money gives a lot

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