Talking to a military officer: Other Countries: Thank you for your service. Indians: Bhai Canteen Se Blenders Ki 2-4 Bottles Nikalwa De!
2 Indian junkies accidently snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both were rushed to hospital... one's in Korma, the other's got a Dodgy Tikka!
UK Judge to Mallya: you looted the Indian Republic. Mallya replied: the British empire looted India before me. The judge smiled: you are one of us, bail granted!
Releasing the iPhone 8 and X in India on Karva Chauth is a master stroke by Apple. "Help break her fast with fruit. Give her an Apple!" Incredible Marketing!
Teacher: Ye koun sa TENSE hai? India mein Corruption khatam ho Jayega..!! Student: Future IMPOSSIBLE Tense..!!