India is the only country where petrol is measured in days and not in k.m. "Arey Parson Hi Toh Bharwaya Tha, 2 Din Mein Kaise Khatam Ho Geya?"
When you drive in Kanpur, you get that "Chak De India" feeling... Isne Left Indicator Chalu Kiya Hai, Ye Left Mudega Par Nahi Iska Face Right Ki Taraf Hai Ye Right Mudega. Ya Khuda! Ye To Beech Raaste Mein Chal Raha Hai... Iska Matlab Ye Gutkha Thookne Ke Liye Rukega!
Mike: You can learn anything on the internet. It can even teach you to talk like an Indian. Steve: How? Mike: See, it's already working!
At a South Indian restaurant: Waiter: Anna Bill? Guy1: Annabelle! Dekhi Bro Bahut Scary Hai. Guy2: Woh Bill Puch Raha Hai!
Foreigners: You did great but I expected something more from the likes of you. Great effort though, keep it up. Indians: Bhai Maja Nahi Aaya, Woh Baat Nahi Bani!
In 80s, Air India used to hire the best of the Air Hostesses. But the problem is that, they are still working in Air India!