When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write... . . . . . . . A very good doctor!
Guy 1: Why are you so sad? Guy 2: My in-laws gifted me a 50 inch LCD on our anniversary. Guy 1: That's a good thing. Guy 2: But they gifted the Remote Control to my wife!
There is no bad whisky, there are only some whiskys that aren't as good as others. Same can be said of girls!
Marry a man who puts his pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave. He knows good things take a little more time!
In January - I'll make good friends this year. In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein!
Teacher: What do you do after school? 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Baba. 2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba. 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Baba. 4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework. Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Baba!