good loving jokes

Two people you'll never be good enough for:

1. Your ex
2. Your boss

What is the difference between a prison and a workplace?
Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!

I'm not good at push-ups, pull-ups and sit-ups.
I'm pretty good at f**k-ups though!

Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good.
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!