Santa: Tumane Apane Offis Men Us Ladki Ko Naukari Kyon Nahin Di? Banta: Yaar Vo Bahut Bevkuf Thi Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Kuchh Nahin Bas Jab Maine Use Baithane Ke Liye Kaha To Vo Kursi Dhudhane Lagi
Santa Hotal Men Khana Khane Ke Baad Utha Aur Water Ko 10/- Rupaye Tip Diye Water: 10/- Rupaye Ki Tip Mere Liye Beijjati Hai Santa: To Fir? Water: 20/- Rupaye To Do Santa: Nahin Yaar Main Tumhari Do Bar Beijjati Nahin Kar Sakta
Zindagi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai; Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai; Khushi Ke Liye Achee Dost Ki Zarurat Hai; Aur Achhe Dost Ke Liye... . . . . Oh My God... Sabko Meri Zarurat Hai!
Patni: Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho? Pata hai, maine usse 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkar kiya tha. Pati: Wah! Itna lamba celebration.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.