Pathan Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Itane Men Pulis A Gai To Pathan Ne Charas Chhupa Diya; Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Apne Walid Ke Liye Dua Kar Raha Hu; Pulis: Ye To Kisi Bachche Ka Kabra Hai; Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Men Mar Gaya Tha!
Sindhi Apane Bahut Karibi Pathan Dost Se "Oye Meri Shadi Ke Liye Ladki Wale Dekhne A Rahe Hain Tum Mere Bare Men Unko Thoda Badha Chadha Kar Bolana Pathan: Kyon Nahin Jarur Jab Ladki Wale Sindhi Ko Dekhne Aaye To Sindhi Ko Chhik A Gai Ladaki Ke Bap Ne Pathan Se Pucha "Ladake Ko Jukham Hai Kya?" Pathan: Nahin Nahin Canser Hai Canser
Jaja: Tumne Samaj Ke Liye Kaun Sa Bhala Kaam Kiya Hai? Pathan (Mujarim): 'Hamare Karan Hi Pulis Aur Adalat Men Lakhon Logo Ko Naukari Mili Hai'
Andha Pathan Pulis Men Bharti Hone Ke Liye Gaya Adhikari: Tumhen Kis Liye Rakhen? Pathan: Andhadhundh Firing Ke Liye
Pathan: Abbu Mujhe Moter Sicil Chahiye Abbu: Allah Ne Pair Kyon Diye Hain? Pathan: Ek Giyar Dalne Ke Liye Aur Dusra Brak Lagane Ke Liye
Pappu: Tujhe Yaha Se Delhi Jane Men 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aane Men 3 Din Vo Bhi Nai Kar Se? Garlfrend: Janu Ye Kar Banane Wale Bhi Pagal Hain Jaane Ke Liye 4 Giyar Aur Aane Ke Liye Sirf 1 (Revers) Giyar