Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
Life of a college student: Wallet Hai - Paise Nahi, Lecturer Hai - Attendence Nahi, Cell Hai - Balance Nahi, Friends Hai - Girlfriend Nahi, Exam Hai - Tension Nahi, Padhna Hai - Mood Nahi!
Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha, "Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?" . . . . . . . . . . Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date. Pappu brought 3 cousins, 25 friends and 34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
To show off to his friends, Pappu took his girlfriend to a very posh restaurant. Pappu: What would you like to drink? Girlfriend: I guess I'll have a Champagne. Pappu: Guess again!
Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex. Bunty: So what are you doing about it? Pappu: I am dumping her!