Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me. Bunty: Why? Pappu: She says I'm childish. Bunty: So how did you cope up? Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb? Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na... Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega, Kutte!
Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well. Bittu: What happened? Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!