Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Bunty: Really bad, What did you do? Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
Pappu went to Police Station. Inspector: Kya Problem Hai Tumhari? Pappu: Sir, Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Nahi Mil Rahi. Inspector: Kab Se? Pappu: Bachpan Se!