Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date. Pappu brought 3 cousins, 25 friends and 34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex. Bunty: So what are you doing about it? Pappu: I am dumping her!
Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6? Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market. Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!
Pappu: You're like a drug to me. Girlfriend: Because you're hooked to me? Pappu: No. Because you're ruining my life!
Pappu: There are two reasons why I don't take my girlfriend on a long drive in Audi A6? Bunty: No girlfriend! Pappu: No Audi A6!