Pappu: My girlfriend is like a fart. Bunty: Why do you say so? Pappu: She's not at all good looking; so whenever I am out in public, I never own her.
Pappu: My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. Bunty: She's damn right. So what did you do about it? Pappu: So now I have two.
Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed. Bunty: Like? Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
To show off to his friends, Pappu took his girlfriend to a very posh restaurant. Pappu: What would you like to drink? Girlfriend: I guess I'll have a Champagne. Pappu: Guess again!
Pappu and his girlfriend had a very heated arguement. Girl: Delete my number. Pappu: Just chill. It was never ever saved!
Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.