Pappu: Look into my eyes, you see something? Girlfriend: I see true love... Pappu: O Juliet ki Maa, Kuchh Aankh Mein Chala Gaya Hai, Jaldi Nikaal!
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me. Bunty: Why? Pappu: She says I'm childish. Bunty: So how did you cope up? Pappu: I took a deep breath - Calmed down - Went to her house - Rang the doorbell and ran away!
Girlfriend: I don't think I'd marry the best man on earth. Pappu: If you marry me, you wouldn't be taking that risk!
Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls. Girlfriend: Any proof? Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!
Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years. Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the 'postman'!
GirlFriend ko apni palko par bitha lo, de ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo, pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki, uski saheli bhi kahe janu mujhe bhi pata lo.