Pappu chatting with a girl: Pappu: Hi, who are you? Girl: I am a "mystery" girl. Pappu: Toh Hamare Ghar Ka Furniture Hi Repair Kar Do!
Maths teacher asked JOHNY: If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get? JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.
Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho? Boy:bachpan se roj 4. Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car apki hai? Girl: No Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai. MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai.
Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho! Girl: Mere dad Chinese the. Santa: Wo kaha hai! Girl: Mar gaye. Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna. Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge. Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to? Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main darwaze ke piche hi chupungi
Girl: um, suno. Guy: huh? Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai. Guy: kaho. Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do. Girl: log hasenge Guy: kuch nahi hoga Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome kehna behtar hai Guy (lending a ear…tense): ab kaho. Girl: tumahre pant pichese phati hui hai.