Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai? Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Pappu: I asked this girl to be my Valentine. Bunty: So what happened? Pappu: And I was gonna give her a box of chocolates. She said no and so I threw it at her. Totally worth it.
Pappu: I love you! Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I'll even die for you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I can't live without you. Girl: Phurrrr... Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you. Girl: Really? Pappu: Phurrrrr...
Pappu: I fell in love with you the minute I saw you. Will you marry me? Girl: Hindi Mein Bol, Harami! Mujhe Angrezi Nahi Aati. Pappu: Aaj Shayad Baarish Hogi. Aisa Lag Raha Hai, Bahen!
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
Pappu commented on a girl's DP Pappu: Your DP is awesome! Girl: Awwww... Thank you. Pappu: Mujhe Bhi Sikha Do Aise Hi Photoshop Karna! *Blocked*