Har Gam Men Chur Ho; Har Khaushi Se Dur Hu; Ji Raha Hu Sirf Isliye Kyonki; Main Bhi Kisi Ki Mag Ka Sindur Hu
Agar Tum Use Na Pa Sako Jise Tum Pyar Karte Ho To Sharm Karo . . . . . . . . . . Lao Nambar Mujhe Do Main Koshish Karta Hu
Pathan Akhabar Padate Huye "Begam Main Iss Mulk Ke Halat Sudhar Dunga!" Begam: Pahle Apne Halaat To Sudhar Lo Subah Se Meri Salwar Pahne Ghum Rahe Ho!
Ek Pathan Ne Apani Begam Ko Goli Maar Di Kyonki Uski Begam Ne Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki Main Apni Jaindagi Nikah Se Pahle Se Hi 'Shan' Aur 'Shaukat' Ke Saath Gujarne Ki Aadi Ho
Pappu Apni Nai Gav Ki Garlfrend Se "Achchha Kya Logi Tum?" Garlfrend: Jo Tum Kaho! Pappu: Water Jara 'Minu' Lana! Garlfrend: Aaj To Main Bhi 'Minu' Khaungi!