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Pati: Main Tumhen Shadi Ki 10Vin Saalgirah Par Andaman Aur Nikobar Dvip Par Lekar Jaunga Patni: Sahi Men Aur 25Vin Saalgirah Par? Pati: Wapas Lene Aaunga
Patni: Main Mike Ja Rahi Hu Talak Ka Notis Bhej Dungi Pati: Ja Ja Mithi Mithi Baten Karke Khush Karne Ke Koshish Mat Kar
Janab Arz Hai... Main Pikar Nahin Bahakta Bahakata Hu Sirf Use Dekhkar Ab Bataao Zara Ki Sharaab Haraam Hai Ya Vo? Itane Men Mammi Ke Kamre Se Avaj I Sharaab Haraam Hai Aur Wo Haramzadi Hai Aur Tu Nalayak Maa Kasam Sab Saaf Ho Gaya
Bachcha: Papa Mard Kise Kahte Hain? Papa: Us Takatwar Insaan Ko Jo Ghar Par Hukumat Karta Hai Bachcha: Main Bhi Bada Ho Kar Mammi Ki Tarah Mard Banunga
Santa Ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua? Santa: Maine 2 Tan Ka E.Si (AC) Kharida Ghar Aakar Vajan Kiya To Sirf 35 Kilo Ka Nikala