Din Men Karoge To Sust Rahoge; Rat Men Karoge To Chust Rahoge; Roj Karoge Khush Rahoge; Dinraat Karoge Tandurust Rahoge; Kya? SMS Yaar
Pathan 1: Yaar "Bill Gates" Bhi Ajib Hai! Pathan 2: Woh Kaise? Pathan 1: Naam Gates Hai Aur Banata Vindos Hai!
Banti: Yaar Tumne Skool Aana Kyon Chhod Diya? Pappu: Maine Apne Pita Ji Ko Kahte Suna Tha Ki Ek Jagah Barbar Jane Se Ijjat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Pappu: Kal Main Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha Mujhe Nahin Lagta Hamari Shadi Ho Sakti Hai Garlfrend: Kyon Papa Se Mile? Pappu: Nahin Tumhari Bahan Se Mila Kya Mast Maal Hai Yaar
Pappu Ne Apani Garlfrend Ka Naam Bled Se Apane Hath Par Likha Thodi Der Baad Jor Se Rone Laga Banti: Kyon Ro Raha Hai Pappu? Pappu: Are Yaar Spelling Galat Ho Gae Isiliye
Pappu Banti Se: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Fir Bhi Abhi Tak Tumhare Dadhimuch Nahin I? Banti: Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu Na Isiliye