Shadi Ke Baad Pati Kaise Badalte Hai Jara Gaur Kijiye: Pahle Sal: Priy Sambhalkar Udhar Gaddha Hain Dusre Sal: Are Yaar Dekh Ke Udhar Gaddha Hain Tisre Saal: Dikhta Nahin Udhar Gaddha Hain Chothe Saal: Andhi Hain Kya? Gaddha Nahin Dikhta? Panchve Saal :Are Udhar Kidhar Marne Ja Rahi Hain Gaddha To Idhar Hain!
Ek Bag Men Ladka Ladki Se: Tumhari Aakhon Me Mujhe Sari Duniya Nazar Aati Hai Tabhi Wahan Se Ek Sharaarti Ladka Nikala Aur Bola "Yaar Dekh To Kahin Pokemon Dikh Raha Hai Kya?"
Santa: Yaar Main Do Mushkilon Me Fas Gaya Hu! Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Bivi Mekap Kare To Kharcha Bardasht Nahin Hota Aur N Kare To Biwi Bardasht Nahin Hoti!
Banta: Yaar Suraj Rat Ko Kyon Nahin Nikalata? Santa: Kya Pata Nikalata Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Kuch Dikhai Nahin Deta
Santa Aur Banta Sath Men Kahin Ja Rahe The Ek Ladki Pas Se Nikali Banta: Wah Yaar! Kya Maal Hai Santa: Are Yaar Mal Se Yaad Aaya Bhabhi Kaisi Hai?
Banta: Yaar Santa Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhare Aakhon Ke Samne Hain Fir Bhi Pahunch Se Door Hai? Santa: Yaar Vo Hamari 'Padosan'a