Ladki: Tumne Mujhe Aankh Kyun Maari, Main Aisi Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu.. Bunty: Wo To Theek Hai Par Check Karna Hamara Farz Banta Hai
Pappu: My computer beat me at chess a few days ago. Bunty: You can improve your game by practice. Pappu: No big deal. It was no match for me at kick-boxing though.
Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him". Bunty: Why? Pappu: I learnt it the hard way.
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!
Pappu and Bunty were fighting after an exam. Sir: Why are you fighting? Pappu: This fool left the answer sheet blank. Sir: So what? Pappu: Even I did the same thing; now teacher will think that we both copied!
Pappu: I asked her on a date for Sunday at 5:30 PM. Bunty: So she agreed. Pappu: No... she said "some other time may be". So I said - How about 7 PM?