Pappu: I am finished with my girlfriend. Bunty: But why? Pappu: She's cross-eyed and she was seeing someone else!
Pinky: What are you running for, Pappu? Pappu: I'm trying to keep two fellas from fighting. Pinky: Who are the fellows? Pappu: Bunty and me!
Teacher: What does a chicken gives you? Bunty: Eggs. Teacher: Very good! Now what does a pig gives you? Raju: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does a fat cow gives you? Pappu: Homework!