School Mein Admission Ke Liye Interview: Teacher: Beta Aapke Papa Kya Karte Hain? Pappu: Jo Mummy Bolti Hai!
Uncle: Beta Kya Karte Ho? Pappu: Uncle Babu Hun Uncle: Achha Beta Clerk Ho Pappu: Nahi Uncle... Aapki Beti Ka, Woh Hamesha Mujhe Kehti Hai 'Mela Babu'!
Jab Ladka Honey Singh Ka Rap Chhod Kar Kishore Kumar Ke Gaane Sunne Lage Toh Samajhiye Ye Poochne Ka Waqt Aa Geya 'Beta Naam Kya Hai Us Chudail Ka'