Sine Me Dil Dil Me Dard; Dard Men Yakin Yakin Men Khyal; Khyal Men Khwab Khwab Me Tasvir; Tasvir Me Sirf Aap; Itna Darawna Khwab Baap Re Baap!
Adhyapak: Beta Batao Parle Ji Ke Packet Par Jo "Hara Dot" Bana Hota Hai Uska Matlab Kya Hai? Pappu: Madam Iska Matlab `Parle Ji` Online Baithe Hain!
Jito: Beta Seb Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Beta Aam Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Beta Santare Khonge! Pappu: Nahin! Jito: Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai Jute Hi Khayega!
Santa (Pappu Se): Beta Agar Tum Chaho To Main Tumhari Pariksha Ki Taiyari Karne Men Madad Kar Sakta Hu Pappu: Nahin Shukriya Papa Aap Mehnat Mat Karen Main Apne Aap Fal Ho Jaunga
Dad : Beta Teri Garlfrend Hai? Beta : Nahin Dad : Aajkal To Sabki Hoti Hai Thoda Soshal Bano Beta (Sharma Ke) : Vaise Ek Hai... Dad (Chappal Se Pitate Huee) : Dusht.. Tabhi Feel Hota Hai Har Baar
Munna Toilet Men Baitha Potti Kar Raha Tha Munna: Mammi Jaldi Aao Mammi: Kya Hai? Kuch Kaam Nahin Karne Deta Ganwar Munna: Mammi Dhula Do Kar Li Mammi: Khud Dho Le Beta Munna: Jab Dhula Nahin Sakti To Jabardasti Khilati Kyon Ho?