Adhyapak: Pappu Tumne Ek Kaan Kyon Band Kar Rakha Hai? Pappu: Isliye Ki Main Jo Kuchh Sunun Vah Dusre Kaan Se Bahar N Nikal Sake
Pappu: Mujhe To Aakhen Band Karne Par Bhi Dikhai Deta Hai Banti: Achha Kya Dikhta Hai? Pappu: Andhera
Bhavishyafal Padhte Hue Banti Ne Pappu Se Puchha: Tumhara Kya Vichar Hai Is Bhavishyafal Ke Bare Men? Pappu: Maine Pichhle Hafte Padha Tha Ki Is Mah Apane Saath Aisi Kuch Ghatna Hogi Jisse Aapki Bolti Band Ho Jayegi Banti: To Kya Fir Vaisi Koi Ghatna Hui? Pappu: Ha Mera Mobile Gum Ho Gaya
Pappu: Maa Papa Bahut Hi Sharif Hain Jito: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Papa Jab Bhi Kisi Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekhte Hain To Apni Ek Aak Band Kar Lete Hain
Techer: Tumne Aaj Bhi Homvark Nahin Kiya? Ab Tu Hi Bol Tujhe Kya Saja Du? Pappu: Sar Wo Akhiri Bench Par Jo Ladki Baithi Hai Na Usne Bhi Homvark Nahin Kiya Hai Aap Ham Dono Ko Bathrum Men Band Kar Do
Santa Ne Pappu Ko Fon Kiya Santa: Kaha Ho Bete? Pappu: Hostal Men Padh Raha Hu Pariksha Bahut Najdik Hai Isliye Bahut Padhna Padta Hai Aap Kaha Ho? Santa: Theke Pe... Tere Piche Line Men Aakhir Men Khada Hu Ek Haf Mera Bhi Le Lena Theka Band Hone Wala Hai