Ek Pathan Par Bijali Ke Taar Gir Gai! Pathan Tadap Tadap Ke Marne Hi Wala Tha Ki Use Yaad Aaya Ki Bijali To Do Din Se Band Hai!
Pathan: Kal Meri Jumme Ki Namaj Nikal Gai! Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Imaam Sahab Bole "Mobile Band Kar Do! Mobile To Main Ghar Par Hi Chhodkar Gaya Tha Aur Jab Band Karke Aaya To Namaz Nikal Gai!
Pathan Aakhen Band Karke Shishe Ke Saamne Baitha Tha To Yah Dekhkar Dusre Pathan Ne Pucha: Khan Bhai Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Yaar Main Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ham Sota Hua Kaisa Lagta Hai!
Pathan Jab Bimar Hua To Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: Yah Lo Dava Ki Shishi Ek Hafte Baad Aanaa Pathan Ek Hafte Baad Dobara Aaya Doctor: Davai Khatm Ho Gayi? Pathan: Oye Tum Hamko Pagal Banate Ho Is Par To Likha Hai Ki Shishi Ko Hamesha Band Rakho
Pathan: Tumhen Pata Hai Mujhe Divya Drishti Mil Gayi Hai Mujhe Aakhen Band Kar Ke Bhi Dikhai Deta Hai Sindhi: Achchha To Aakhen Band Karo Aur Batao Ki Kya Dikh Raha Hai? Pathan(Aakhe Band Kar): Ab Charon Taraf Andhera Ho Gaya Hai