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Master: Agar Apna Charitra Accha Karna Hai To Apni Sabhi Teecharon Ko Apni Ammi Samjho Pathan Ka Beta Bola "Lekin Master Ji Isse To Hamare Abbu Ka Charitra Kharaab Ho Jayega
Ek Budhiya Sinema Haal Me Coldrink Ki Botal Leke Baithi Thi Kabhi 15 Minat Men Muahh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Minat Men Yah Dekhkar Paas Baithe Pathan Ko Gussa A Gaya Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chhini Aur Puri Ek Ghut Men Pikar Bola: Aise Pite Hain Budhiya: Par Beta Main To Pan Thuk Rahi Thi
Pappu Apni Mammi Se Maar Kha Kar Ghar Ke Bahar Baitha Hua Tha! Santa: Beta Kya Hua? Pappu: Aapki Patni Ke Sath Ab Meri Nahin Nibhegi!
Pappu: Papa Mecdonals Chalen? Santa: Beta Chalte Hai Pahle Mecdonals Ke Spelling Bata! Pappu (Thodi Der Soch Kar): Papa `Ke Eff Si` Chalte Hain!
Pappu: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Saku? Santa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua!