Madam(Pappu Se): Beta Kyon Ro Rahe Ho! Pappu: Madam Ji Skool Ki Bel Toot Gai Hain! Madam: To Is Men Rone Ki Kya Baat Hain! Pappu: Ab Hamari Chhutti Kaise Hogi!
Adhyapika: Beta Batao Ki "Shi Ij Kiding" (She Is Kidding) Ki Hindi Kya Hogi? Pappu: Itna Aasan Iski Hindi Hogi . .. ... "Vo Bachche De Rahi Hai"!
Pappu Papa Se: Papa Main Itna Bada Kab Hounga Ki Main Mammi Se Bina Puche Bahar Ja Sakun? Papa: Beta Abhi Itna Bada To Main Bhi Nahin Hua
Aanti Pappu Se: Are Beta Tum Kitne Bade Ho Gae Pappu: Ha Aanti Kya Karta Aur Koi Option (Option) Hi Nahin Tha
Santa: Aur Beta Tumhara Imtihan Kaisa Hua? Pappu: Unhonne Aise Sawaal Pucche Jo Mujhe Pata Hi Nahin The Santa: To... Pappu: To Maine Bhi Aise Jawab Likh Diye Jo Unko Nahin Pata Honge
Banta: Aur Beta Padhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Bas Ankal Chaltechalte Bahut Dur Chali Gayi Mujh Se