ache jokes

Sabse Chhoti Kavita
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Jindagi Ek Jang Hai;
Jab Tak Bivi Sang Hai

Ek Kadwa Satya:
Gav Ki Shadi Men Sabse Jyada Ijjat Uski Hoti Hai Jise "Ti" Bandhna Aati Hai
Aur Shahar Men Usaki Hoti Hai Jise "Safa" Bandhna Aata Ho

Mandi Ki To Had Tab Ho Gayi
Jab Sulabh Shauchala Wale Ne Bola "Bhaiya Bahut Din Baad Aaye"A

Single Rahane Ka Ek Fayda Hua Hai...
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Do Mahine Pahle 50 Ka Richarj Karaya Tha Abhi Bhi 15 Rupaye Bache Hue Hain

Miss Call Dena
Richarj Karvana
Baten Kisi Aur Se Karna
Bat Bat Men Muah Fulana
Bebi Ko Bahut Pasand Hai

Banta: Filmi Jindagi Aur Asli Jindagi Men Kya Antar Hai?
Santa: Filmon Men Bahut Mushkilon Ke Bad Shadi Hoti Hai Aur Asli Jindagi Men Shadi Ke Baad Bahut Mushkil Hoti Hai!