Ek Ladki Ne Chhote Bachche Ke Gaal Par Kis Ki! Ladki: Oh Maaf Karna Tumhare Gaal Par Lipstic Lag Gai! Pappu: Kuchh Achchha Karne Se Agar Daag Lagte Hain To Daag Ache Hai!
Adhyapak Pappu Se: Mamuli Shabd Ko Vakya Men Badlo Pappu Bahut Der Sochne Ke Baad: Meri 'Ma Muli' Bade Shaunk Se Khati Hai
Techer: Surya Ke Sabse Paas Kaun Sa Grah Hai? Pappu: Ek Minat Batata Hu Techer: Jaldi Batao Pappu: Bata Raha Hu "Mar Kyon Re" Hai? Techer: Shabas Baith Jao
Banta: Yaar Sasural Me Damaad Ki Ijjat Sabse Jyada Kyon Hoti Hai? Santa: Kyonki Vo Jante Hain Ki Yah Vah Mahan Aadmi Hai Jisne Unke Ke Ghar Ke Tufan Ko Sambhal Ke Rakha Hai
Patipatni Men Sabse Jyada Shanti Kab Rahati Hai? Jab Pati Yah Nahin Sunata Ki Patni Kya Kah Rahi Hai Aur Patni Yah Nahin Dekhti Ki Pati Kya Kar Raha Hai
Ek Maa Ke Liye Vo Kaun Sa Kam Hai Jise Beta Kare To Bahut Bura Aur Damad Kare To Bahut Achcha Lagta Hai? . . . . . . . . Bivi Ki Gulami!