Jaj: Tumne Pulis Officer Ki Jeb Men Machis Ki Jalti Hui Tili Kyon Rakhi? Aadmi: Usne Hi Kaha Tha Jamanat Karvani Hai To Pahle Jeb Garm Karo
Ek Aadmi 2 Saal Baad Apna Khali Plat Dekhne Gaya To Vahan Par Kothi Bani Hui Thi Aur Santa Kursi Par Baitha Tha Aadmi: Yaha To Mera Plat Tha? Santa: Kothi Ke Niche A Gaya Hoga
1 Aadmi khada chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha Santa use goor se dekh raha tha, kuch der baad bola- Bhai sahab ager aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagaun