Adhyapak: Tum Aaj Fir Kyon Let Ho Gae ? Pappu: Sar Aaj Maine Ek Mare Hue Aadmi Ko Bhagate Hue Dekha Adhyapak: Kya? Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai ? Pappu: Aapko Vishwas Nahin Hain To Banti Se Puch Lo Vo Bhi Let Ho Gaya Tha Ham Donon Hi Bhagate Hue A Rahe The To Raste Men Ek Mara Hua Aadmi Pada Tha
Ek Aadmi Kumbh Ke Mele Men Prathna Kar Raha Tha; He Prabhu Nyay Karo He Prabhu Nyay Karo! Hamesha Bhaibhan Bichhudte Hain; Kabhi Patipatni Par Bhi Trai Karo!
Banta: Yaar Sasural Me Damaad Ki Ijjat Sabse Jyada Kyon Hoti Hai? Santa: Kyonki Vo Jante Hain Ki Yah Vah Mahan Aadmi Hai Jisne Unke Ke Ghar Ke Tufan Ko Sambhal Ke Rakha Hai
Relve Station Par Pati Patni Ko Lene Gae Patni: Dekho Vo Aadmi Kitna Khush Dikhai De Raha Hai Pati: Wo Apni Patni Ko Chhodne Aaya Hai Lene Nahin
Vaise Aurat Ki Dileri Ka Andaza Aadmi Ko Shadi Ke Usi Vakt Laga Lena Chahiye Jab Ek Aadmi Use Lene Sau Aadmiyon Ki Barat Lekar Jaata Hai Aur Vo 'Sherni' Udhar Se Akeli Chali Aati Hai
Aadmi (Apni Saas Se): Aapki Beti Men To Hazaron Kamiyan Hain Saas: Ha Beta Isi Vajah Se To Use Koi Acha Ladka Nahin Mila