Ek Aadmi Hospital Men Ro Raha Tha! Pathan: Kyon Ro Rahe Ho? Aadmi: Blad Test Karana Hai Aur Ungali Katni Padegi! Yah Sunkar Pathan Bhi Rone Laga! Aadmi: Tum Kyon Rone Lage? Pathan: Maine Bhi Peshab Test Karana Hai!
Ek Pathan Ghar Aaya To Sochne Laga Ki Aaj Kya Khaas Kaam Karna Tha? Sochta Raha Sochta Raha . .. ... Raat Ko 3 Baje Yaad Aaya Ki O Khuda Aaj To Jaldi Sona Tha
Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat Main Hu Na Pathan (Marij): Vahi Mera Sabse Bada Dar Hai Doctor Sahab Pathan: Doctor Sahab Ye Mera Pahla Operation Hai Thoda Dhyan Se Karna Doctor: Daro Mat Yah Mera Bhi Pahla Hi Opration Hai
Pathan Ke Sar Men Chot Lag Gai To Vah Hospital Gaya Nars: Ismen 7 Tanke Lagenge Pathan: Kitna Paisa Lagega? Nars: 700 Rupaye Lagenge Pathan: Yaara Hamne Tanke Lagwane Hain Kadhai Nahin Karani
Pathan: Tum Hamko 3 Lakh Rupaye Do Ham Tumhen 15 Din Ke Bad Lauta Dega 15 Din Ke Baad Aadmi Bola "Lao Khan Ho Gae 15 Din"A Pathan Hairani Se Bola: Hain Ye Lo Aadmi: Abe Ye To Lota Hai? Pathan: Hum Bhi To Yahi Bola Tha Ki 'Lota' Dega
Bas Apne Pathan Karyakarta Se "Aaj Tum Let Kyon Aaye? Ofis 9 Baje Khulta Hai Fir Der Kyon Ki?" Pathan: Meri Jaan Itni Fiker Mat Kiya Karo Dost Shak Karte Hain