1 Pathan Apne Kandhe Par Tota Baithakar Ja Raha Tha! Ek Bande Ne Pucha: Yah Kaun Sa Janvar Hai? Tota: Pathan!
Vakil: Tum Ne Pulis Officer Ki Hatheli Par Jalti Hue Sigret Kyon Rakhi? Pathan: Ye Hamko Bola Kaam Karwana Hai To Pahle Mutthi Garm Karo!
Begam: "French Frisse" Bhi Ho Gae "French Tost" Bhi Kha Liya Ab Ek "French Kiss" Ho Jaye! Pathan: Sorry Janu Is Hotal Men Koi French Aadmi Kaam Nahi Karta!
Dost: Tumne Itne Chotchote Bal Kyon Katwae? Pathan: Darasal Nai Ke Pas 3 Rupaye Chhuttee Nahin The To Maine Kaha Ki 3 Rupaye Ke Aur Kat De!
Dost: Duniya Ka Sabse Purana Janwar Kaun Sa Hai? Pathan: Zebra (Zebra) Dost: Vo Kaise? Pathan: Kyonki Vo "Black And Wight" Hai!
Sindhi: Yah Chhota Sa Bachcha Tumhara Kya Lagta Hai? Pathan: Yah Mera Dur Ka Bhai Hai! Sindhi: Kaise Dur Ka Main Samjha Nahin? Pathan: Iske Aur Mere Darmiyaan 15 Bhaibhan Aur Hain!