Vakeel pappu se: “geeta par hath rakh kar kasam khao, ki jo kahoge sach kahoge, sach ke siva kuch nahi kahoge”
pappu: “main kasam khata hu, jo bolunga sach bolunga, sach ke siva kuch nahi bolunga”
vakeel: “haan to jab tumne khidki se dekha ki vo vahshi darinda miss anju ke kapde faad raha tha, noch raha tha, jabardasti balaatkaar karne ki koshish kar raha tha
to tumne sabse pahle kya kiya?”
pappu chup raha
vakeel: “pappu, darne ki koi baat nahi hai, hum tumhare sath hai, batao sabse pahle tumne kya kara”
pappu sharmate hue: “ji pahle muth maari fir police ko fon kara”:d:d