Santa ko ek tourist angrej mila jiska naam jack thha,
jack: “please teach me hindi”
santa khush hoke: “ok, sure”
jack: “what is the meaning of cheater?”
santa: “bahan ka l#nd”
jack: “meaning of straight person”
santa: “g##ndu”
jack: “meaning of clever person”
santa: “bh#sri ka”
jack: “you are making me fool.”
santa: “ch#tia kyu bana raha hai.”
jack: “something happned wrong with me”
santa: “lag gaye l#de”
jack: “don’t disturb me”
santa: “g##nd mein ungli mat kar”
jack: “go to hell”
santa: “apni maa ch#da”
jack: “it is nothing”
santa: “teri maa ki ch##t / or ghanta”
to dosto is tarha santa ne bechare jack ki indirectly maa bahan ek kar di, aur usko bata diya ki hum hindistani bhi kam nahi hai…:/:d:d