Height of miscommunication!!!!!!
once there were twins, mark and michael, mark was the owner of an old boat.
it so happened that michael’s wife died
the same day that mark’s boat sank.
a few days later, a kindly old woman saw mark and mistook him for michael.
she said, “i’m sorry to hear about your
loss. you must just feel terrible.”
mark, thinking that she was talking
about his boat, said, “heck no. in fact, i’m sort of glad to be rid of her. she was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish.
she was always losing her water; she
had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. every time i used her, her hole got bigger & she leaked like crazy.
i guess what finally finished her off was when i rented her to these
four guys looking for a good time. i
warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her
anyhow. the fools tried to get in her all at once & she split right up the
middle.”
the old lady fainted