Fauj mein ek sainik apne commandar ke pass aya aur bola
sainik: “sir, mujhe chhutti chahiye”
commander: “kyun?”
sainik: “sir, biwi ki yaad aa rahi hai, s3x karne ka bada mann kar raha hai”
commander: “hmm, ek kaam karo, apni pent utaar aur jo samne diwaar par suraakh hai usmein apna l#nd daalo aur andar bahar karo”
sainik ne aisa hi kiya, aur use bahut maza aaya. s3x hone ke baad commander ne pucha.
commander: “kyun ab chhutti chahiye?”
sainik khush hote hue: “nahi sahab, ab maza aa gaya ab chhutti nahi chahiye”
commander: “shabash, ab pent utaaro aur diwaar ke piche ja kar jhuk kar khade ho jao, kuch aur sainik bhi chutti maang rahe hai“