Ek baar sher ke man mein sex karne ki aa gayi to wo bander ko bola.
sher: “aaja gxnd maarna khelte hai”
bander: “pehle main marunga“
sher ne kuch socha aur bola: “theek hai”
bander ne ek ghante tak sher ki tasalli se maari aur maarne ke baad bhaag gaya.
sher ko bada gussa aya aur vo bhi uske piche bhaag liya.
dhundte dhundte sher ek gaanv mein pahucha.
wahaa ek aadmi nahane ki taiyari mein apne kapde aur newspaper table par rakh kar nahane chala gaya.
bander ne dekha aur uske kapde pahne aur newspaper padne ka natak karte hue table par beth gaya.
itne mein sher bhaga-bhaga aaya aur bahar bethe bander se puchha.
sher: “aapne kisi bander ko jate hue dekha hai?”
bander: “wahi bander na, jisne aapki gxnd mari hai?”
sher ke to tote udd gaye aur hairani se bola: “ji, par aap ko kaise pata chala”
bander: “akhbar mein headline hai – bander ne sher ki maar li.“