Ek baar ek amir aadmi apni biwi ko five star hotel mein khana khilane le jata hai,
order dene ke kafi der baad bhi jab khana nahi aaya to tang aakar usne waiter ko jaldi khana lane ko bola.
waiter abhi leke aata hun kah kar chala jata hai par phir aadha ganta gujar jata hai
ab aadmi tang aakar utha aur apni biwi ko lekar kisi aur hotel mein khana khane le jane laga.
tabi waiter bill lekar aaya aur bola: “sir aapka bill”
aadmi hairan hokar: “khana to mene khaya nahi phir ye bill kis baat ka?”
waiter bola: “khana khao ya na khao, khana to tayaar hai”
baat jagde tak pahunch jati hai to hotel ka manager ye sun kar aa jata hai aur bolta hai,
manager: “sir, khana khao ya na khao par khana to tyaar hai”
aadmi ye sun kar manager ko do thappad maarta hai aur bola: “sale, hotel ke malik ko bula”
hotel ka malik aajata hai aur puchta hai: “aapne mere manager ko kyun mara?”
aadmi bola: “isne meri biwi ko cheda tha”
itna sun kar manager hairan hokar bola: “mene aapki biwi ko kab cheda?”
aadmi: “bhonsdi ke, ched ya mat ched wo to tyaar hai“ :d