Ek baar amitabh bachchan, shahrukh khan, hrithik roshan jungle shikaar karne gaye aur junglee bhil ke logon ne unhe pakda aur apne sardar (boss) ke paas le gaye
sardar: “acha hai-acha hai, aaj inki bali chadha kar devi maan khoob khush hongi”
teenon ne nivedan kiya ki wo unhe chhod de kyun ki wo famous film actor hai,
isliye sardar ne kaha: “ok, par ek shart hai, agar tum tino ke hathiyar ka total size 17-inch hoga to hum tumhe chhod denge”
wo teeno is sharat ke liye raji ho gaye,
sabse pahle amitabh ki baari aayi to uska maap 10-inch tha,
doosra unhone shahrukh ka mapa to maap 6.5-inch tha,
wo dono ko rahat mili aur wo dono ab hrithik ke hathiyar par hi surakshit the, jo ki jyada se jyada .5 inch ho
tab hrithik ke lund ko naapa uska maap .5 inch tha,
un teeno ko chhod diya gaya aur sadak par teeno baatein karte hue bole
amitabh: “array wo to mera 10-inch tha isliye bach gaye”
shahrukh: “array mera 6.5-inch tha nahi to 17-inch ka maap poora kaise hota ye rithik ka tho .5-inch hi tha”
hrithik: “array shukar mano wo to mera end time pe khada ho gaya nahi to 17-inch kya ghanta poora hota“