A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
"i'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."
"i'm sorry, i'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "but i did yell 'fore'."
"i'll take it," the attorney said!