Two old men were sitting in bar SHARE FacebookTwitter Two old men were sitting in bar. one said to other, "my wife's a mess. she has gonorrhoea, diarrhoea and ascariasis." "why do you stay with her?" said the other. "because i love to fish and she has great worms." SHARE FacebookTwitter
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