Difficulty is, we are facing a chinese virus which may not give symptoms, and we are testing with chinese kits that may not give results!
Patient: doctor, when do you think covid-19 will be over? doctor: i don't know, i am not much into politics!
When my dentist told me that his tank of nitrous oxide was leaking, we just laughed and laughed and laughed!
Doctor: you're so sick. me: but you haven't examined me yet. doctor: yes but i happen to read your posts!
Doctor: good news! you are going to see your wife again. patient: but she has been dead for 5 years. doctor: exactly!
A man woke up in hospital after an accident. he shouted, "doctor, i can't feel my legs!" the doctor replied, "i know you can't, because i've cut off your arms!"