Station pe ek kuli se bahar jane ka rasta pucha
kuli ne kaha: bahar ja kr puchho.
mene khud rasta dundh liya
bahar ja kar taxi wale se pucha: bhai sahab, lal kile ka kitna loge?
jawab mila: bechna nahi hai… taxi chhor mene bus pakad li.
conductor se puchha: ji, kya me cigarette pi sakta?
conductor (gusse se): hargij nhi,yaha cigarette pina mana hai.
mene kaha: par wo janab to pi rhe hai?
conductor: usne mujhse puchha nhi hai.
lal kile pahucha, hotel gya, manager se kaha:
room chahiye 7vi manjil me.
manager: rehne k liye ya kud kar suicide karne k liye?
hotel se nikla dost k ghar jane k liye
raste me ek janab se pucha: janab ye sadak kaha jati hai?
janab haskar bole:
pichle 20 saal se dekh raha hu, kahi nahi jati, yahi padi hai! :-?